I wanted to start a topic that wasn't so ... "Mommish " We are all adults and can hopefully handle and enjoy "Sexy Saturday" Feel free to be open and honest.
Mom ... How Do You Play This ??
So heres what happen. My son loves to play the PlayStation 2. He loves going through all of the games and picking a few to play. Well the other day he calls me into his room and asks me ...
Him : Mom how do you play this?
Me : What ?
Me: I look up at the TV
Me : Dear lord ... omg. I quickly unplug the game system.
Him : What ?? Is the game to hard for me to play?
Me : Uh huh !
He quickly ran to pick a new one.
Now what I found my son . So confused about "How To Play" was a ......... ADULT MOVIE
(PlayStation's also play DVDS) OK see heres what happen 
... Hubby has a few adult movies (Im totally ok with it) anyhoo the cases look just like the Playstation 2 cases. Somehow the cases got mixed up it ened up with the games
So my question is .. have you ever had a Oops? Have your kids ever found something that was not for thier eyes?
8 comments:
Years ago my son happened upon Mommy's "bullet" toy...I had to think fast and told him it was for my headaches. OMG!! I was scared stiff that he'd put it in a backpack and taken it to a friend's house. Oh the horror!! We later found it in his closet.
No, but my one-yr old golden retriever thinks the dildo in my closet is way better that the nylabone in the kitchen!
um, yeah. My little guy was running around with dueling tampons the other day and then there was the time he got into my nightstand. lawd. =/
yes I have...but my beans are older NOT that it makes it any different just perhaps more difficult....you may or may not know I am fairly lienanant around here-I trust my beans BUT i will say middle bean watched "the" video of 2 chics poopin then eatin it....yes you heard me right....he got a virus well not him buthis laptop did...i told him thats what you get...
My kids have found my 'toys' a couple of times. Why I did not move them from there spot after the first time is beyond me.
My oldest asked what that was and I handles it poorly, ok very poorly, I screamed at him not to touch that and he dropped it and ran away. Thank God he did not say another word.
The other time one of the kids found it, I was in the shower and I opened the curtain to find my daughter with the vibrator in her mouth. (She is too young to know what it is or what its for) God, I hope this is not a glimpse into her future.
Yes, I have found my son playing with my vibrator. And yes I was mortified. But.... there's a video with 2 chicks pooping and then eating it!!!???? What!?!?!?
I can honestly say that we haven't had an "oops" of any sort. Nothing has ever been found. We've never bee caught "in the act" or anything like that. I fully expected it to happen and maybe one day it still will. I have learned that with mine, the best way to handle it is to no freak. If I would, she'd be more curious than ever.
~Elaine
We had an "oops" - my fiance's son (3 at the time) came into the office where my sister and I were working on the computer. He had a "bracelet" on - and my sister says, "Hey, what's that on your wrist - can I see it?" He shows us and we can't stop laughing - it was a c*ck ring! OMG!!
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